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    Vincentjackson(GoldBerg)
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    JOKES! JOKES!! JOKES!!!

    Your pastor has 8 bodyguards nd you only have his sticker on your car to protect you
    Is your brain paining you?

    Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.
    Bunty: Combine them.
    Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!

    *+++++++++++++++++++*
    Bunty: Do you have any superpower?
    Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower
    that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!

    *++++++++++++++++*
    Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
    Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
    Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter
    which I left as optional during my studies!

    *+++++++++++++++++*
    Pappu: You remember that girl who said:
    “I can’t live without you”?
    Bunty: Yeah.
    Pappu: She is still alive!

    *++++++++++++++++++*
    Judge: Why u’ve Stolen Money From This Man?
    Sardar: My Lord I’ve Not Stolen Money. He Just Gave It To Me
    Judge: When He Gave U Money ?
    Sardar: When I Showed Him A Gun

    *+++++++++++++++++*
    Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
    Tina: Aww thanks, don’t know what to say.
    Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!

    *+++++++++++++++++*
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
    *#################*

    Two cows were out in a field eating grass.
    One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!”
    “Hey”, the other cow replies….
    “I was just about to say the same thing!”

    here was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, they start asking the questions. The police chief asks, “What were the people doing on the bus?” The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing and having fun. The chief asks, “Yeah, but what else were they doing?”. The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle. The chief says, “Oh! They were drinking, huh??!” The chief continues, “Okay, were they doing anything else?” The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking. The chief loses his patience, “If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?” The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.

    was driving the bus…

    Another Hear Breaking love story.

    Girl : Hiiiiii

    Boy : Hi

    Girl : what happened?

    Boy : nothing.

    Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad

    Boy : I’ll ask u something.. and u have to tell me the truth.. will u?

    Girl : ok ask

    Boy : who is Meren loafer?.. He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?

    Girl : Pls dont say anything about him…!!

    Boy: Is he your ex bf? Are u still in love with him..???

    Girl : why would i love him.. you are my only love…

    Boy : Then is he ur brother?

    Girl : No no… not like that…

    Boy : Then who the hell is he?

    Girl : shall we talk about something else please?

    Boy : So you’re hiding something from me? You have that much close relationship with him…he is so much important to you ryt?

    Girl : If i disclose the secret you will definitely scold me…

    Boy : I m getting irritated now.. don’t test my patience..

    Girl : Pls ya…darling

    Boy : if you don’t tell me i will break our relationship rightt now…

    Girl : i will tell u… but promise that u won’t scold me ok??

    Boy : oh ok…

    Girl : Hmmm… That is my fake profile… if no one likes my dp I like my pic through that login id and also post comments like cute, nice, hot, etc!!!!

    Boy- Speechless!! Dating many girls is just a way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main woman.. but girls will not understand.🤷‍

    *Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?*

    *Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip.* *As I get upstairs, I put it back.*

    *Jonas’s funeral is Monday.*

    Cheapest pregnancy test insert a biscuit into ur private part if it comes back half eaten theres a bby in there

    I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time I mean seriously do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom….

    Jesus fed 5,000 people and still died a virgin…
    ordinary meatpie you bought for a girl, you want to have s-x with her…
    Broh the thunder that will fire you will come from Galilee

    You will be dating your girl jejely….👬
    One stupid idiot will just appear and mention marriage to her
    All of a sudden, your babe will just start behaving like Lagos traffic
    Then she began asking you: ”where is our relationship heading to sef”?🤷‍

    I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available bike, two kids(a boy and a girl) ran to me and d little girl asked me this question :brother,can a 6yr old girl get pregnant? I said NO and the boy replied “didn’t I tell u??? Oya let’s go and continue… I shouted continu what????????

    FACT ABOUT GIRLS
    SHORT GIRLS – Talkatives, amebo
    (maybe because they are close to devil)

    SLIM GIRLS – Lazy
    (even to sweep na problem but they are very hardworking and creative when it comes to bedmatics, they can go 4-6 rounds)

    *LIGHT SKINNED GIRLS*- Cheats
    (they can have 8 boyfriends at a time and still claim to love all of them. I wonder if their heart is an extension socket.

    *DARK GIRLS* – Too much make-up
    (They can make-up when they want to sleep at nights….And they will end up lookin like a doll..)

    *FAT GIRLS* – Eat too much

    *UGLY GIRLS* – Kills someone with love (even when you don’t love dem)

    *TALL GIRLS*- Unromantic (they don’t even know how to kiss…. try kissing
    these ones, they will pour saliva into your mouth…with their long legs)…
    I’m not 2 tall o
    I’m in my house,Like I said I’m not strong please don’t come today except you want to kill me

    Wizkid has only one child & he’s
    claiming
    Daddy yo..
    What will 2face now
    claim??
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    Ancestor yo??

    Heart break is not when your love leaves you…….
    Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
    “honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??”

    somebody should shift lemme faint.

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    misterallen
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    lol
    feel you

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    Freshgirl
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    @vincentjackson
    i yaff shift,come and faint

    u want to kill me wth laugh

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    Jerrie
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    Lol no space to faint o

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    ⓞⓝⓔⓐⓛ32
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    no place to faint here abeg

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    Etz d'bramo
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    na die :yes:

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    wisdomifeanyi80
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    Bro u funny o

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    omo if na she marry me, i go request for divorce… if na d oda way round…[email protected]_DIE_ B_DAT

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