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    modesty
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    RANDOM JOKES
    (1) In America most of the tall guys are
    BASKETBALL players
    But in Nigeria the tall guys are BOARD
    CLEANERS…
    Why na???
    2.) Meanwhile…….
    I killed 2 Igbo mosquitoes today
    How did I know they were Igbo??
    Because they were flying near my wallet
    3.) Some of these girls can’t walk pass a
    cemetery in peace…coz the babies they have
    aborted will be shouting their names, ”Hey
    mom wait”.
    4.) Gentlemen No girl is ugly…It’s just that
    some of them look like their fathers. #Lmao
    **
    5.) The Lies We Sang During Primary School
    Days.
    “I Remember When I Was A Soldier”
    When Was That Self?
    6.) These days our Naija artists won’t kill
    me…
    Davido, which one is “Banana fall on you?”
    All these girls just dancing to the song up
    and down, no wahala, until you miss your
    period after dancing. #Hehehehehehehe**
    7.) It’s only in Nigeria you will tell sum1 how
    u suffered while growing up and they will
    reply “u nor suffer reach me”, as if suffering
    is a competition… Na wah o.
    8.) If a man tells you he is not like other men,
    my sister ask him if he can give birth. #Lol**
    9.) My girlfriend just broke up with
    me and I feel like killing myself and I ate
    fried rice,Chicken and and drank juice but
    nothing happened to me
    #PalzWhat else can I use?
    10.) When u see a group of Four girls
    & u want to Talk to one, First Greet the
    Ugly one, She is d Commander in Chief
    11.) I bought Gucci soap for ¢200 and Gucci
    sponge for ¢350 and since morning, I’ve
    been looking for where to bathe for people
    to see me.
    12.) Attention! Attention!!
    …A cry for help!!
    Please someone should help me tell the
    person driving this country *NIGERIA * to
    stop! I want to come down, am not going
    again! [email protected]
    13.) Most Girls Pray For Hardworking men,
    Yet They Don’t Respond To Greetings From
    labourers. #So_Ironic**
    14.) That moment when your battery is at
    1% and you see your Boss upload pictures
    of himself and his family. And wanting to
    impress him, you quickly comment “cool
    pics” but auto correct changes it to “cool
    pigs” and your battery runs out!
    My brother Don’t even bother explaining,
    just go look for another job.
    15.) Girls of Nowadays don’t cry after
    Break Up
    They behave like Cashiers in the Bank, Next
    Customer please
    16.) A man was angry because he had it in
    his head that someone stole his wallet. He
    walked into a church to steal someone else’s
    wallet, but later had a change of heart
    during the service.
    He confessed to the priest afterwards about
    what his intentions had initially been. The
    priest then asked, “What made you change
    your mind?”
    The man said, “In your sermon on the Ten
    Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall
    not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I
    left my wallet!” #Lmao**
    17.) Today I saw two blind people fighting
    then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with
    the knife”, they both ran away.
    18.) I was watching Christmas drama
    rehearsal by a church drama group during
    last Christmas and I nearly burst into
    tears…Why? Mary told Joseph she was
    pregnant and Joseph shouted “Jesus Christ!
    For who?” And I became confused.
    19.) Do u know that #MALTINA Has the
    following vitamins: A, B, B1, B2, B3, B4, B5, C,
    D…?? Chaiiiiiii… So I’ve been drinking
    somebody’s WAEC result. #Lmao**
    20.) I keep hearing evry1 saying”who wil
    b my val?”
    My question is what happened to ur last
    year val?
    Motor jam am?
    21.) This heat is too much, you might think
    the Government has chewed the money
    meant for the rains too aba, na WA for you
    ooo
    22.) Hotel Room 80k for 24hours. It’s ok I
    will Sleep with the gateman.
    23.) The way people die on radio during a
    radio program is so alarming .
    You will just hear, Hello! hello! Oh we lost
    him! #NaWaOoo**
    24.) Some girls should please try and
    reduce makeup, especially on valentine…
    Yesterday I Kissed a girl on her forehead
    and it tasted like tiger head battery.
    25.) Beat an African child, console him with
    biscuit & ask him “Who beat you?” He will
    point at another person.
    That’s how corruption started in Africa.
    26.) My friend is getting married this
    Saturday, I was so excited, until I checked
    the transport fare from Port Harcourt to
    Lagos, I just remembered that he offended
    me in JSS 2

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    Frankkay
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    Lol so funny

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    Christian David Mamah
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    funny

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    Jerrie
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    Lol

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    Romeo Macjordan
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    #Lmao

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    sheegokeys
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    Hilarious

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    Nontex Dick
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    Very Funny

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    Itzprince
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    hilarious

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