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    AdemolaIsrael
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    I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe
    though…..but have a laugh and add yours !
    Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any
    how
    Robert Mugabe 2015
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    Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two
    boyfriends at the same time.
    They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart.
    And the two
    idiots will say “Bossu how far?”
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes
    but expect a
    guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Ur
    level of
    selfishness demands a one week crusade..
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days.
    Every time you take a piece from her hair to
    the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
    woman gets mad or a factory in China catches
    fire.
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The
    problem is when you lying on his chest then
    his ribs draw adidas lines on your face
    R.G Mugabe 2016
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    No s*x before marriage???
    If that was God’s plan you would receive your
    Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day.
    Robert Mugabe
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    Whenever things seem to start going well in
    your life, the Devil comes along and gives you
    a *girlfriend*
    *Robert Mugabe 2016*
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    “Sucking b----t is a survival skill guys learnt
    at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt
    the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”
    ~Robert Mugabe
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    If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about
    inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-
    rays
    #ROBERT MUGABE
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    Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy
    walking around with evidence that you’ve had
    s*x
    -Robert Mugabe
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    Dear sisters,
    Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I
    miss you” only when it’s raining………you are
    not an umbrella –
    Robert Mugabe (2016)
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    Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which
    one will you go for?
    Mugabe: I will take money
    Obama: But I will go for wisdom
    Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he
    lacks
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    Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your
    bare tongue and later s*x her with condom.
    What are you preventing, catarrh or
    headache?
    – Robert Mugabe

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    Etz Froshberry
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    Lmao

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    Etz Froshberry
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    😉

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    Harmeenart
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    nt new

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    no be small thing

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