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    Pricelessjewel
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    A teacher was helping her third-grade students with a math problem.
    After choosing a student in particular, she recited the following
    story:
    “Billy, there are three birds sitting on a telephone wire. A man
    with a gun shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on
    the wire?”
    The boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
    “No, no, no. Let’s try again, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly,”
    the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers.
    “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A man with a gun shoots
    one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the
    wire?”
    “None,” the boy says with authority.
    The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
    “It’s simple,” says the boy, “after the man shot one bird, the noise
    from the gun scared the other two away.”
    “Well,” she says, “that’s not technically correct, but I like the
    way you think.”
    “Thanks,” chimes the boy, “now let me ask you a question.”
    “Okay,” she said guardedly.
    “There are three women sitting on a bench eating Apple. One
    woman is licking the Apple, one woman is biting the Apple,
    and one is sucking the Apple. Which one is married?” he asked
    innocently.
    The teacher looked at the boy’s angelic face and writhed in agony,
    turning three shades of red.
    “C’mon,” the boy said impatiently, “which one is it, the one
    licking the Apple, the one biting it, or the one sucking it?
    Which one is married?”
    “Well, uh,” she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied,
    “the one who’s sucking?”
    “Naw,” he says with surprise, “the one with the wedding ring.
    But I like the way you think.”

    Who is thinking correctly among the two. The teacher or the student.

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    Sommyangel (Favoured child)
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    The student is a corect guy. No dulling at all

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    richommie
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    d guy no dull at all

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