WELCOME TO NIGERIA
* Where SEX is free and LOVE is costly.
* Where loosing a PHONE is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.
* If you don’t cheat on your partner,you are not sharp and smart. * Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
* Getting a GALAXY phone is greater than getting a DEGREE.
* Yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
* Temples are turned into dating points.
* Worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
* Lies are turned into realities.
* Ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV
* Pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
* People fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God
* People go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
* Guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex
* We have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
* The higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa
* The number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshippers
* We say “Up NEPA” more than we
say “Praise THE LORD”
* GOD BLESS NIGERIA [AMEN]
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