Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a safe.
They found only some liquid cream, but no money. They tasted the cream. Hmmm tastes nice they exclaimed.
The men then opened the next safe and found more cream, but again – no money.
Licking the cream they opened yet another safe, finding more cream.
This one tastes like yogurt. They exclaimed, licking their lips.
“John, why don’t you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!”
says one to the other, sitting down to eat the cream which
tasted like a yogurt.
A couple of minutes later in comes John.
“It is definitely a bank!”
“but The Sperm Bank of Ohio!””